just a joke

[Zipfile_exe]

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

The male whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale: ?Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.?

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realised the sailors were swimming to the safety of the shore. The male whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female: ?Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.?

At this point, he realised the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

?Look,? she said, ?I went along with the blow-job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.?

[Tee Ehn]

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L*

BaMMMMMMMMMmmmmma.........pinches yer cheeks

[Zipfile_exe]

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. BEAT IT - we're closed.

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough.

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why is sex like a bridge game?
A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

[Snow Kitten]

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
Try to come up with the answer on your own...

the answer is at the end for those who are unable
>to think, this one through!!
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> At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers;
the other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman.
> They are both thinking the exact same thing.
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> What are they both thinking?
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> "DON'T LOOK DOWN , DON'T LOOK DOWN, DON'T LOOK DOWN ..."
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[Tee Ehn]

haha [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]